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Mom: Go on.
Kiro: Uh. Hi, I’m Kiro, I’m 17 years old, majoring in art… I stole a couple of cell phones.
Mom: How many?

Kiro: About, uh, fifty… Look, I didn’t mug anyone. It was an internet scam.

[Kiro: Oh hello, #200!]

David: That is a most heinous crime. Let’s stone her.

Ian: Seconded

Kiro: Wait, listen! I’m totally harmless!