[10.14] Cryptid
on March 31, 2022
at 1:49 am
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10.14 Transcript
Daisy: Are you hurt? What happened??
Kiro: Never better…
Daisy: We are so sorry. The weather changed not an hour after you called this morning, eh. You’d already gone by then… Your hand! Why’s it burnt?
Daisy: Here, let’s get that bandaged up real quick. Good thing you stuck your hand in the snow, eh.
Daisy: A monster attacked you? Can you describe it?
Daisy: A humanoid with a plant shell? Can you describe it normally?
Describe it normally.
Fair question given how weird that sounds, but how would you describe it “normally”? Also, you’d think Daisy would have a different definition of normal by now.
Oh, I was so hoping Daisy had seen it, too. That description is normal. It’s the subject that’s isn’t.
Normally, you say?
Okay, it was a monster.
Daisy is Canadian, Eh???
Burnt hands are no fun. Good thing Daisy showed up right then to help Kiro out.
And I don’t think there’s anyway to describe what happened “normally”.
“I was attacked by a thing that looked like a guy with a sandpaper/throat cancer voice. His teeth were filed sharp and he was wearing a shell made out of plants… and cargo pants?”
“Okay, the cargo pants I get. But can you describe the rest normally please?”
“Can you describe it normally?”
“No.”
Normally? Um…
“He was, tall, wore wooden armor, spoke about a “master” and screamed a lot. How’s that?”
How DO you describe THAT normally?