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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps Kiro
BOOTSTRAPS!!

I am Still up in the Sierra Nevada (and occasionally lurking on the site via my poor connection), but I’ll be back soon!
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1.25 Transcript
Jack: Psst!

Kiro: Oh, it’s Jack, the minion.

Jack: You w-won’t get anywhere… There’s no civilization for 200 miles!

Kiro: Well, who just banned me from the only cafeteria in 200 miles?

Jack: Uhh, but… the human body can go up to 2 weeks without food.
Kiro: Are you speaking from experience?
Jack: N-no…